Friday, August 8, 2008

Al Gore is Ready for the Rising Ocean Levels

I'm a baller

And now, in order to complete his hypocrisy trifecta, Al Gore may now be extending his excessive consumption to the water as well. In an amazing display of conspicuous consumption, even for Al Gore, his new 100-foot houseboat that docks at the Hurricane Marina in Smithville, Tennessee is creating a critical buzz among many of his former congressional constituents. Dubbed “Bio-Solar One,” which may reflect some latent Air Force One envy, Gore has proudly strutted the small-town dock claiming that his monstrous houseboat is environmentally friendly. (Only Al Gore would name his boat B.S. One and not get the joke. Or perhaps the joke is on us?)

I don't think it can get anymore ironic and funny than this. You there, the one bicycling to school so you can save the planet. Make sure you order some fries with your lunch or else Al Gore won't be able to find some vegetable oil to fill the tanks on his 100 ft. long house boat. Thanks again for your sacrifice you will receive your reward in Utopia.